Oh my land-o, it's rando
Specializes in content variety~ Papa bless us all. Hey I'm Emma, 25, livin' in Aurora, CO. Certified Veterinary Technician. Multi-fandom, cutesy, humorous, and quality animal related shit. Thanks guys for checking out my bloge and follower friends for enjoying my un-themed nonsense :) *May contain content with dead/other sensitive material concerning animals*
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scifer:
“Wild ZAPDOS appeared!
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scifer:

Wild ZAPDOS appeared!

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zephyo:
“sleepyˏˋˏˋ
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zephyo:

sleepyˏˋˏˋ

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historyarchaeologyartefacts:
“Whinnying Horse. Tang Dynasty, China, 6-9th century AD [1800x1200]
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historyarchaeologyartefacts:

Whinnying Horse. Tang Dynasty, China, 6-9th century AD [1800x1200]

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vacuumchan:

can we be friends?

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mendelpalace:

A Japanese artist who goes by monde has made a series of wooden bookend dioramas that replicate the back alleys of his hometown of Tokyo. 

Sources: x x

@stick-arms @lunaticobscurity

(Source: twitter.com)

veterinaryhumor:
“Merry Christmas!
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veterinaryhumor:

Merry Christmas!

veterinaryhumor:

Boyfriend: Honey, what are spaniels bred for?

Me, the veterinarian: Ear infections mostly.

(Source: drferox)

inseltierdoktor:
“The parasitology club was selling “fecal floats” on campus today. Mmmmm.
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inseltierdoktor:

The parasitology club was selling “fecal floats” on campus today. Mmmmm.

(via veterinaryhumor)

drferox:

academicfeminist:

fantasticbeastsandhowtokeepthem:

justnoodlefishthings:

queenofallcatladies:

New shirt design!


https://www.redbubble.com/people/shadowdogrosco/works/33022957-take-your-pet-to-the-vet-for-dark-shirts?asc=u&p=t-shirt


@justnoodlefishthings

i want to wear this to work so bad

@drferox

I have a mighty need

I could get behind this.

Also need something about garlic, apple cider vinegar and coconut oil that says “FFS stop marinading your pet!”

(via veterinaryhumor)

theexoticvet:

“I’m a nurse so you can stop speaking to me like a layperson. What’s neoplasia?”

-A nurse

(via veterinaryhumor)

veterinaryhumor:

veterinaryrambles:

thebestpartofwakingup:

lesbirdan:

terrible-tentacle-theatre:

planktonicrelationship:

The best hashtag evah

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The firmer you grasp the fish, the more complete your understanding of sea life will become. Underwater labcoat completely necessary for this step, unlike breathing apparatuses like a snorkel or a regulator. Real marine biologists grow gills upon getting their diploma.

Academia is accurate tho

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I am a very small child who can’t for the life of me remember why I’m not supposed to play with fire

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The best part of my job is randomly injecting pets in their faces and butts with miscellaneous giant syringes, without restraining them safely in any way so they can easily bite me or flee. If I want to use a more acceptable injection site like the shoulder, I make sure to cuddle the animal up on my arm, right next to my face, so it can easily fly out of my arms and land somewhere near the ceiling.

I also sometimes enjoy doing this while wearing a sterile surgical gown and gloves and rubbing my hands all over the nonsterile animal without bothering to wear a surgical mask. It just adds an extra level of spice to my day 😎

Looks like they’re injecting Botox

unclefather:

facebook users: buy this makeup that i sell

instagram users: try this flat tummy tea

tumblr users: 

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laymansterms12:

This man fought elder demi-gods to save mankind

pallanophblargh:

Custom Aequis for @wilyzombie finally finished and scanned! This handsome hybrid is mostly tropical terrestrial type in form, but with a luxurious thick ruff of throat feathers that shows their temperate arboreal ancestry. The feathers shimmer with iridescence, reflecting deep sky blues and fiery coppers and golds, colors shifting in the light. Despite their feathery splendor, they are an accomplished hunter, weaving effortlessly through trees and foliage, on either wing or foot.

Windsor & Newton Artist’s watercolors, Caran d’Ache Supracolor watercolor pencils, Windsor & Newton’s designer gouaches on Fabriano Artistico hot press 140 lb watercolor paper, 16 x 20″ (40.64 x 50.8 cm) Special extra large sizing was requested for this custom.

Character and design to be used by the commissioner only!